The Favorite F,
If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world. After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud. Try them yourself.
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THIS. THIS, THIS, THIS. I can’t even begin to explain how much I hate girls like this. YOU HAVE A VAGINA & YOU PLAY COD!? Oh my GOD, you are so fucking cool, can I be as cool as you!? A bunch of girls play COD, don’t think you’re so special. You think that guys are gonna wanna sex you up because you know how to hold a controller & press buttons? No. You wear make-up—-but you don’t look like a racoon?! OH MY GOD, ARE YOU SENT FROM HEAVEN!? Open your non-racoon eyes, lots of girls don’t look like a nocturnal creature who digthrough garbage cans. FYI, lots of girls would LOVE to drink soda & hang with guys. Why? Sometimes other girls are just stupid & annoying. We all feel this way sometimes. Who the fuck wants to “talk drama” with other girls? Or even guys? Please, just stop. YOU DON’T DRESS LIKE A SKANK? Can we give her a fucking award?! Shut up, I don’t dress like a skank either & neither do most of my friends, but do we act like it’s a big deal? NO. & Lastly, YOU’RE NOT SPECIAL. Anyone can make a damn sandwich, get two pieces of bread, slap some meat, cheese, lettuce, & tomatoes on there. Whoop-de-fucking-doo. Even my three year old cousin knows how to make one, shut the fuck up, you’re not applying for a job at Subway.
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